Your Cart Is Making You Weak.

Ultra-processed? Ultra-exposed.

Upload & Get Roasted

We don’t need your bloodwork — just your receipt.

That little strip of thermal shame says more about your discipline than any DNA test ever could. We’ll read it. Judge it. Roast it.

🧾 Upload receipt.

Snap a pic or upload a grocery receipt.

🔥 Choose roast.

Pick your punishment level — written, voice, or avatar.

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Sit back. Your roast will land in your inbox within 48 hrs.

One Receipt. One Roast. Change Everything.

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Choose Your Cart Cleanse

Get your grocery habits roasted. Choose the delivery style that suits your level of punishment.

Free Roast (PDF)

Free

Cart Score

Roast PDF

Submit Receipt

Voice Roast

€9

Complete Cart Roast (Voice)

Alpha Tone Delivery

24hr Delivery

Buy Voice Roast

Avatar Roast

€19

Upload Face

Avatar Roaster

Personalized Reply

Buy Avatar Roast

They Got Roasted. You’re Next.

Don’t just take it from us.

“Got a 36/100. Stung a bit. Fixed my cart.”

Jordan

Ex-Junkfood Fiend

“PDF said I was 3 yoghurts away from man boobs. Ordered the protocol.”

Alex

Reformed Cart Owner

“Voice roast told me to ‘clean it up’. Fair.”

Casey

Gluten Give-Up

How does the Cart Cleanse roast work?

Submit your grocery receipt and our AI analyzes your haul. Expect a sharp, honest report—plus actionable advice.

What data do you collect?

We only use your receipt and any uploaded images to generate your roast. No personal info or payment data is stored after delivery.

Is this just for fun, or actually helpful?

You’ll get a real health assessment—but with humor. Every roast includes tips to genuinely upgrade your cart game.

How does the Cart Cleanse roast work?

Submit your grocery receipt and our AI analyzes your haul. Expect a sharp, honest report—plus actionable advice.

What data do you collect?

We only use your receipt and any uploaded images to generate your roast. No personal info or payment data is stored after delivery.

Is this just for fun, or actually helpful?

You’ll get a real health assessment—but with humor. Every roast includes tips to genuinely upgrade your cart game.

How does the Cart Cleanse roast work?

Submit your grocery receipt and our AI analyzes your haul. Expect a sharp, honest report—plus actionable advice.

What data do you collect?

We only use your receipt and any uploaded images to generate your roast. No personal info or payment data is stored after delivery.

Is this just for fun, or actually helpful?

You’ll get a real health assessment—but with humor. Every roast includes tips to genuinely upgrade your cart game.